Just got this ridiculous email from an “advertiser”, and this was my reply. Hi: I was reading your (email, chat, inane generic copy and paste job), and I am interested in posting your (link, ad, email address so that people can mock you) for the low, low price of ($500 a month, 4 cheeseburgers a day, one chance to punch you in the face). Please let me know if you are (interested, not interested, “special”).

Just got this ridiculous email from an “advertiser”, and this was my reply.

Hi:

I was reading your (email, chat, inane generic copy and paste job), and I am interested in posting your (link, ad, email address so that people can mock you) for the low, low price of ($500 a month, 4 cheeseburgers a day, one chance to punch you in the face).

Please let me know if you are (interested, not interested, “special”).